NEWMAN!
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thedailywhat:

The Wuba Wuba of the Day: A Skrillex bass drop catches Kramer off-guard.

[hyst.]

dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: I, uh, oh, broke a shoelace today.
SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow.
GEORGE: Okay.
SUSAN: So, what colour?
GEORGE: Brown.
Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment.
GEORGE: Maybe a black.
SUSAN: Mmm.
The waitress walks by the table with the coffee pot.
WAITRESS: More coffee?
GEORGE: (urgent) No! Check! (quieter) Please.

(via The Friars Club)

(via dailyseinfeld)