GEORGE: I, uh, oh, broke a shoelace today.
SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow.
SUSAN: So, what colour?
Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment.
GEORGE: Maybe a black.
The waitress walks by the table with the coffee pot.
WAITRESS: More coffee?
GEORGE: (urgent) No! Check! (quieter) Please.
(via The Friars Club)