Seinfeld - The Junior Mint without jokes, just the plot.

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GEORGE: What happened to your voice?JERRY: I was screamin’ at hecklers all night. The last time I open for a rodeo.GEORGE: Well, Jerry, I been thinkin’. I’ve gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza.JERRY: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?GEORGE: The nickname. George. What is that? It’s nothing. It’s got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.JERRY: You mean like…Liza!GEORGE: But I was thinking…T-bone.JERRY: But there’s no “t” in your name. What about G-bone?GEORGE: There’s no G-bone.JERRY: There’s a g-spot.GEORGE: That’s a myth.JERRY: T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya.
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dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: What happened to your voice?JERRY: I was screamin’ at hecklers all night. The last time I open for a rodeo.GEORGE: Well, Jerry, I been thinkin’. I’ve gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza.JERRY: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?GEORGE: The nickname. George. What is that? It’s nothing. It’s got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.JERRY: You mean like…Liza!GEORGE: But I was thinking…T-bone.JERRY: But there’s no “t” in your name. What about G-bone?GEORGE: There’s no G-bone.JERRY: There’s a g-spot.GEORGE: That’s a myth.JERRY: T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya.
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dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: What happened to your voice?
JERRY: I was screamin’ at hecklers all night. The last time I open for a rodeo.
GEORGE: Well, Jerry, I been thinkin’. I’ve gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza.
JERRY: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
GEORGE: The nickname. George. What is that? It’s nothing. It’s got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.
JERRY: You mean like…Liza!
GEORGE: But I was thinking…T-bone.
JERRY: But there’s no “t” in your name. What about G-bone?
GEORGE: There’s no G-bone.
JERRY: There’s a g-spot.
GEORGE: That’s a myth.
JERRY: T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya.

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