You’ve seen every advice dog on Tumblr
And Portal has beeped its last beep.
The redditors logged off, the 4channers silenced,
Now please for fuck’s sake come to sleep.
You’ve checked Xtube and YouPorn and Bangbus.
There’s nothing left to which to fap.
The Suicide Girls start to all look the same.
Let’s at least take a short fucking nap?
(via Come the Fuck to Sleep: The Internet Widow’s Rhyme | Slacktory | The only site on the internet.)
I wrote a love poem for my boyfriend and he posted it online. Go read the whole thing! (The links explain the weird-ass jokes.)