he’ll do the dishes while showering

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by the power of beard!!1!

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want

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sofapizza:

half fish, half beard.

thedailywhat:

Cautionary Tale of the Day: And that, kids, is why you never get out of the car to make sure the bearded man standing in the middle of the road is all right.

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