i have no idea what i’m doing

i have no idea what i’m doing

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officialfrenchtoast:

when a hot person who smells good walks past u

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Strindberg and Helium at Home with the Kids

Strindberg and Helium in Absinthe and Women

I know this is old, but so good!

omnomnomnom car onm nom burp

Graffiti Removal Guy Comes Back to Discover Image of Himself in the Same Spot

"Street artist DS recently added a couple of paste-ups to a wall in London. It didn’t take too long before a graffiti removal guy removed the paste-ups. Shortly after that, DS was back with a paste up of the graffiti removal guy removing the graffiti."

wtfisthinprivilege:

flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

video

PUPPY NO

LAUNCH

The more I watch this, the funnier it gets. Look at the worried dog behind them. Ahahaha “son!”

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

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